Why does my boss insist on bringing two dozen fresh, hot, Krispy Kreme doughnuts every morning? I stay away from those pesky green and white boxes as much as possible, but if I go to get a cup of coffee the doughnuts start whispering my name. Its okay though- I have convinced myself that I don't even like doughnuts in the first place, why would I want to start the day off in such a bad way anyway? I think he is trying to sabatoge my diet-and I have absolutely no idea why. Pretty soon everyone here is going to start looking like those people on that commercial that walk around with a doughnut around their waist. I just have to keep repeating "fresh hot doughnuts are gross and are loaded with fat and calories and all kinds of terrible things" and stay away from the break room, right?